#scrum
It was a dirty job but someone had to do it.
I curated the world's most insufferable #jokes about #productdevelopment, #UX, #scrum, #devlife.
Do NOT click this link: https://davidsabine.ca/articles/2023/08/Agile-Jokes/
As promised (warned), here is part 2.
Sat down to make a meme out of this photo and too many things came to mind. I have more. You have been warned!
One really nice thing about my new job is that there isn't a Scrum Master in sight. 
I have yet to work on a team where #scrum actually works.
I've watched burndown charts go up and to the right as intervening requests piled in.
I've watched engineers argue longer about the ticket estimate than they actually spent working on the ticket.
I've watched people game the system repeatedly to make the metrics look good.
I've seen metrics look awful for months at a time and the execs don't care (even though execs mandated scrum).
Does this ever work?
"Teams, die mit KI erfolgreich sind, werden weder diejenigen sein, die sie zuerst einführen, noch diejenigen, die sie am längsten meiden. Erfolgreich werden diejenigen sein, die verstehen, was sie nutzen: Mustererkennungswerkzeuge, die gut analysieren, aber kein Urteilsvermögen haben, keinen Kontext verstehen und keine Anpassungsfähigkeit besitzen, wenn Muster versagen."
https://www.scrum.org/resources/blog/der-ki-papagei-ihrem-sprint
